I broke Ryan!!
Luke, I'm your second uncle twice removed
And everyone died. Speaking of dying, I've been dying to see the new Bruce Willis flick...
You scare me and i LIKE that!
He's the farmer's daughter's father.
Did you hear the nose, I mean the news??
DREW QUOTES!!!
More ale, wench!
I haven't seen Colin run that fast since Free Liquor Day in Toronto...
You know, parents, it's being proven that kids that are hugged more often do better in school, they feel better about themselves, and have better self-esteem. So if you see me hugging your teenage daughter.....I'm just helpin' out.
You like happy endings? Play the show backwards!
And if you want a transcript of tonight's show, just write down every word we're saying.
That's each 1000 you points for.
I love you, Ryan Stiles.
I'm sayin' I don't like your food!!
Sorry, I can't give you points because I couldn't here you because Ryan's shoes were too loud...
This next game's also for Cowboy Bob...
Hey, Ryan, Ringling Bros. called, they want their shoes back.
The points don't matter, just like fish and a bicycle ride to a lesbian.........ah, I don't know.
The points don't matter, just like....ah, I don't know, something that doesn't matter.
Come on down, bruthas and sistas, and let's have some fun!
The winner gets to do a little somethin' special with me and the loser goes back to Canada where he belongs!
